The Daily Haggis (Vox Mirror)

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:03:13 -0600

Why yes, I am watching 500 Days of Summer again. It will not be the last time. :)

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:14:56 -0600

I am in a bar with more than one girl wearing stripey socks. I'm either in Oz or Heaven. Either is ok.

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:56:00 -0600

The future is like a Japanese game show: you have no idea what's going on.

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:49:38 -0600

You are retiring, accomplished your goals in life and money is no object. What would you do?

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:30:44 -0600

Metric @ La Zona Rosa in Austin on December 1! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:35:36 -0600

12 hours from now I will be watching Regina Spektor sing her heart out in Austin. Yay!

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:27:16 -0600

Danny Glover has started a new children's clothing line. It's called "I'm Too Old For This Shirt." #badjokememe

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:44:06 -0600

Robot guards. Programmed to answer 700 questions, none of which are about chicken fingers.

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:00:39 -0600

Ah Monday, you harsh, cruel, bitter Mistress. Why must you hate me so?

nobody@vox.com(Haggis) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:03:48 -0600

Stuck at work waiting for a directory to get proofread, and then I have to come in tomorrow morning. Internet: amuse me.